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*dies of over-load of adorableness*
Okay, so it was quite early to wake up to the sounds of TV blasting “Born This Way.” Especially when Kurt was quite sure it was him singing that song. He turned his head to confirm that no, Blaine was not there and yawned as he slowly sat up. The air was filled with the smells of breakfast and he followed them downstairs.
What he saw in the living room was not something he was prepared for.
His three year old son was dancing in front of the TV, mimicking… oh God, mimicking the moves from an ancient performance New Directions had done. Kurt had had no idea a video of that even existed.
“Uh… Blaine?” he called over his shoulder to the general direction of the kitchen. “What is Rory doing?”
Blaine appeared, wearing an apron and his hair still free of gel. “Isn’t it obvious?”
“Well, yeah, but… Like… what?”
“Mercedes e-mailed the video to me. He’s fallen in love with it.”
That was when Rory turned around and spotted Kurt. “Daddy!” he squealed. “Daddy, Daddy, Daddy, I’m you!” he announced proudly.
“No, I think you’re better than me,” Kurt smiled as Blaine put his arms around his waist.
Rory beamed and turned back to the screen just as the younger Kurt was singing ‘outcast bullied or teased.’
Blaine sighed. “What do you think? Wanna have another one?”
“That you can put in a blazer?”
“Don’t tell me you’re not imagining Rory in your Bad Romance costume.”
“I’m not! …but it’d be a cool Halloween costume.”
—
“Where did you even find it?”
“Oh, honey, the internet. Just look at him, he’s so… happy!”
And Toronto most definitely was, belting out Raise Your Glass and doing quite fine job with the dance steps. His older brother was grinning as he recorded the whole thing. “For blackmailing,” he said.
“You even styled his hair like mine.”
“He insisted! And I don’t think we’ll ever get him out of those clothes… Does Dalton have a kindergarten we could send him?”
Blaine chuckled. He had to admit, Toronto had learned the steps pretty darn well for a boy of his age.
He looked from Toronto to Rory and then to Kurt, smiling at the sight of his two children.
“Life is pretty perfect, huh?” he mumbled, placing a soft kiss on Kurt’s temple.
“It really is,” Kurt agreed.
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Baby-Justin Bieber feat. Nigel Thornberry
It was the beginning that got me
Holy shit sdfghtryhtgfadefrehtrgrfedfghngfgHOLYFUCK OH MY GOD SHFKJDFDH
this takes the fucking cake
oh jesus take the wheeeeeel!
Reblogging because I wanted to use that gif :B
Why can I not breathe right now
Guys I can’t breathe
ldfakjlskdjldfj and my shit has been lost again
oh my god i can’t even glksdfjg
I need this up front on my blog again paoijhnvrfdjagior
faUCKDN MGBASDJKG
«LITERALLY MFW I HIT PLAY. FUCK
Omg… I think I’m gonna piss my pants…
Omfg
oh dear goHLKJHGHKFFGGHDd
GOD BLESS THE INTERNET
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The Legend of Korra Hunger Games style!! hope you all like it!
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A little whimper left the machine as his lover teased his entrance
a—
i…
…
*chokes*
FUCK
LOL!
I don’t even…
why is this back
The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be institutionalized because of her expression of her gender. She will be held until she conforms to male gender and then released to foster care, not her mother who was supporting her.
Please, if you haven’t signed the petition, sign it, reblog it, ask your friends to sign it. We’ve managed to get 40K signatures for a pageant model, we’ve only gotten 11K for a little girl about to have her life ruined. Lets get on the ball and spread the word.
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The best Amazon reviews possibly ever: Buyers review the Bic Pen.
My favorite:
Worked fine with my right hand, but when I came to use my left hand my writing came out looking like the work of a complete imbecile. I can only assume Bic have created a right-handed only pen, and would caution left-handers to “try before you buy”.
“While this pen is functional and easy to use, a downside is it only supports one default font (that appears to be user specific?). I have tried multiple times to access Helvetica, Times New Roman, Impact etc. to no avail… I don’t even see any input buttons.
The default font is pretty shoddy looking, resembling Comic Sans.
An update would be appreciated Bic!”I bought this in all good faith as someone told me that this pen would be mightier than a sword, well after spending half an hour toying with it I have realised that they obviously have never encountered automatic weapons.I dont see whats so specail about a crystel ballpoint, the spelling is no better than other pens ive used, thoughe i havent tried all the coulers. Why cant the seller be honest and just say ‘rights nice but canot spell corectley’
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